How Much Of A Sucker Are You???

Grandpa took the crew to football tonight.  I am super-excited  It’s been a long week and I really need to kick back with a glass of vino.  Ahhh.  I hear the chardonnay screaming at me to take the first refreshing sip.  But I resist, I just need to put away a few more stray toys.  Only then can I relax.

Or, maybe not.

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Can you tell what this is?  If not, you must not have little boys.  They are LEGOS.  Teeny tiny pieces of plastic ALL OVER MY KITCHEN FLOOR because dippy Mommy picked up a container by the unlocked lid.  Freaking brilliant, right?

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I eye the wine glass and bite my tongue to halt the expletives threatening to escape my mouth.

And as I pick up the pieces, only a couple at a time because you really can’t grab more than that, I have a brilliant thought.  I need a sucker.  No, I’m not talking about my Hubby (hee hee).

“The Sucker” is a contraption that you can use to “suck up” these annoying little health hazards.  I say health hazards because heaven forbid you step on one in your bare feet.  Nothing can stop THOSE expletives from exploding, trust me.

My invention would collect these annoyingly tiny pieces and you could pop open a trap door to unload them into a box in your playroom!  The best part is that “The Sucker” would be designed to pick up these pieces, so you’d never have to worry about ruining the belt, the engine, the roller and whatever other parts of a vacuum you’d otherwise destroy by accidentally picking up that kind of crap.

I need to get this on Kickstarter.  Anyone with kids would LOVE it!

And now, I’d like to enjoy my wine.  FINALLY!  Before the crew gets back. =)

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